March 2012
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Frustration is...
When gmail decides to implement their new privacy policies which fucks with yahoo’s ability to process 3rd party sign-ins. Mother. Fucker. Don’t they know I’m in a highly competitive fantasy hockey league and I NEED to check on my team? Dumb innanetz.
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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188. If you get yourself arrested, call me. You...
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Listenrulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: Sam...
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240. You will have a love life one day. Be...
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331. Be subtle. She sees you.
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408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone...
rulesformyunbornson: (via All Plaid Out)
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410. Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
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501. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
rulesformyunbornson: (via Captain Luke R. Barnes, USMC)
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519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an...
Feb 29th
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Look At That Hat... →
Feb 29th
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You Are Tired (I Think)
You are tired, (I think) Of the always puzzle of living and doing; And so am I. Come with me, then, And we’ll leave it far and far away— (Only you and I, understand!) You have played, (I think) And broke the toys you were fondest of, And are a little tired now; Tired of things that break, and— Just tired. So am I. But I come with a dream in my eyes tonight, And knock with a rose at...
Feb 29th
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I'm about to boil a potato but if you want to ask...
Feb 29th
“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, ‘It might have been.’”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via jussulentnatalie)
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Feb 28th
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Lana Del Rey
…sounds like a heron being strangled. She should not be as popular or well-received as she is based on her ‘musical accreditation’ of singing in a church choir or any of her early accolades. She’d a mediocre singer at best and a pretty horrifically awkward human being. Her mannerisms remind me of an only child that can’t relate to anyone around her, outside of a...
Feb 28th
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Bad Things to Good People
FAQ: Why do bad things happen to good people?
phiLOLZophy: Bad things happen to good people because nature is impersonal. The rain falls on us all.
Feb 28th
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“There is the dance of the grocer, of the tailor, of the auctioneer, by which they endeavor to persuade their clientele that they are nothing but a grocer, an auctioneer, a tailor. A grocer who dreams is offensive to the buyer, because such a grocer is not wholly a grocer. Society demands that he limit himself to his function as a grocer, just as the soldier at attention makes himself into a...
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Feb 27th
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Listen2 Live Crew - Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance? The...
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Feb 27th
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Finances
Just looked at my finances. I owe $700 by the first of the month for rent, $256 in student loans after I defer one of the lenders, haven’t bought any groceries ($100 for the month), $120 for utilities, $65 for internet/cable, and $69 in a monthly T pass. On the plus-side, I should be getting back close to $400 from taxes. And I have…$93.86 in my bank account. FUCK. I need about $850...
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